Clever phrases about alcohol. Alcoholism - aphorisms, sayings, quotes
Wine has wisdom, beer has freedom, water has bacteria.
Benjamin Franklin
Beer is an intellectual drink. What a shame that so many idiots drink it.
Ray Bradbury
Drinking is a special form of suicide that allows you to come alive the next day. I seem to have already lived ten or fifteen thousand lives.
Charles Bukowski
I drink to make the people around me more interesting.
George Jean Nathan
Winston, you're drunk!
- That's right. And you are a freak. I'll sober up tomorrow morning. And you will remain ugly.
Winston Churchill
If you notice a person who is trying to drown his sorrows in a glass, let him know that sorrows can swim.
Pittacus Lore
Alcohol may be the most dangerous enemy of man, but the Bible says: love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
I was once asked if I suffer from a hangover. No, because in order for a hangover to happen, you need to stop drinking.
Lemmy Kilmister
I don't have a problem with alcohol. Except when I can't get booze.
Tom Waits
Be careful with strong drinks. They can make you shoot the tax collector... and miss.
Robert Heinlein
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys are just better than others.
William Faulkner
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Many drink just because they are not poets.
Dudley Moore
The computer allows you to make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exception of the revolver and tequila.
Mitch Radcliffe
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Beauty dies from wine, youth is reduced by wine.
Quintus Horace Flaccus
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At first, from the wine blush, but then - pale. Saadi
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Drinking wine is just as harmful as taking poison.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca(Jr)
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A little wine is a medicine, a lot is a deadly poison.
Avicenna [Abu Ali Hussain ibn Abdallah ibn Sina]
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People are afraid of cholera, but wine is much more dangerous than it. Honore de Balzac
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Those are more reckless than cattle, who quench their thirst not with water, but with wine. Diogenes S.
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Intoxication shows the soul of a person, as a mirror reflects his body. Aeschines
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Alcoholism is a product of barbarism - it has been holding humanity in a stranglehold since the time of gray-haired and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous tribute from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best color of the human race. London D.
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It is difficult or impossible to imagine the mass of disasters that the consumption of alcohol causes mankind. Erisman F. F.
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Alcohol causes much more grief than joy to all mankind, although it is used for the sake of joy. How many talented and strong people have died and are dying because of him. Pavlov I.P.
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Alcoholism is such a social evil that it is difficult to imagine. Bekhterev V. M.
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We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health.
Jerome K. Jerome
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Wine communicates to everyone who drinks it four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud. Abu'l-Faraj
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Wine destroys the bodily health of people, destroys the mental faculties, destroys the well-being of families and, most terrible of all, destroys the souls of people and their offspring. Tolstoy L.N.
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We can say that how many husbands drank vodka, their wives and children shed so many tears. Semashko N. A.
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The habit of drinking, growing ever stronger with the increase and cheapening of the production of alcoholic beverages, undermines family life. Forel A.
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Alcohol also preserves the soul and mind of a drunkard, as it preserves anatomical preparations. Tolstoy L.N.
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The intoxicating always reaches out to us when we fail, when we are weak, when we are tired. But his promises are false: the physical strength that it promises is illusory, spiritual uplift is deceptive. London D.
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In a cup, longing seeks relief, cowardice - courage, indecision - confidence, sadness - joy and find only death. Johnson b.
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Vodka is white, but paints the nose and blackens the reputation. Chekhov A.P.
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Wine deafens a person, makes it possible to forget, artificially amuses, irritates; this stunning and irritation is all the more pleasing the less a person is developed and the more he is reduced to a narrow empty life. Herzen A.
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Wine brutes and beasts a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, dulls him. Dostoevsky F. M.
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The first cup belongs to thirst, the second to joy, the third to pleasure, the fourth to madness. Anacharsis
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People from the use of wine become coarser, stupider and angrier.
Tolstoy L.N.
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The smallest doses of alcoholic beverages destroy the possibility of happy thoughts, kill them in the bud. Helmholtz G.
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Alcohol is quite a reliable tool when you want to slow down the mind. Danilevsky V. Ya.
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A person who has drunk too much does not keep secrets and does not fulfill promises. Cervantes
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Wine, if it is not drunk in moderation, makes an unreasonable and wise person equally frivolous. Theognis
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There is no way in the world that I would want to resort to alcohol to excite a tired, dull brain. Huxley T.
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The foolish when drinking wine reach intoxication, and in misfortunes - to a complete loss of mind. Pythagoras
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The beginning of the journey is a glass, the middle is a drinking company, a light drink, a couple of glasses at dinner. The end - in prison for murder while drunk, for embezzlement, in a psychiatric hospital, in a grave from an accidental mild illness. London D.
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Immeasurable drinking does not bring anything good, but only brings mental disturbance and damage to health, deprivation of belongings and untimely death. Pososhkov I. T.
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Many overworked intellectuals and unskilled laborers, succumbing to delusion, take the path along which alcohol leads them to death. London D.
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No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it. Plutarch
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Wine alcohol does not give strength, but weakens, does not rejuvenate, but ages the soul, body, character and relaxes the mind! Koh R.
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The well-known blush of the cheeks from wine, which is usually considered the result of the exciting effect of alcohol, is a phenomenon of vascular paralysis. Bunge G.
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Alcohol, by destroying the organs of the body, robs the body of its defenses against contagious diseases. Bodrirallar A.
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Alcohol destroys human health not only by poisoning the body; it predisposes the drinker to all sorts of other diseases. Semashko N. A.
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In alcoholics, each disease proceeds much more severely and violently than in teetotalers. Baer K. M.
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Alcohol claims more human victims than the worst epidemic. Baer K. M.
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All epidemics taken together destroy humanity less than drunkenness. Roshar J.
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Alcoholism does more havoc than the three historical scourges put together: famine, plague, and war. Gladstone W.
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Alcohol abuse can be one of the reasons for the formation of malignant tumors. Bogomolets A. A.
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In bottles, I see the horrors that will be generated by their contents: it seems to me that before me are bottles with freaks, snakes and embryos in a natural science museum. Heinrich Heine
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Alcohol is the most sworn enemy of the future of the human race.
Forel A.
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Alcoholism does not fade away with a person; it is transmitted to offspring in extremely numerous and varied forms. Fulie A.
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Alcoholics reward their descendants with various serious ailments, among which mental illness occupies an honorable place. Kapel V. Ya.
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There is no better means to create idiots than alcohol over a long period of time. Kraepelin E.
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An alcoholic, with trembling hands, poor vision with clouded eyes, poor hearing, choking from shortness of breath, is a bad worker. Semashko N. A.
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Alcoholism and crime are two phenomena of social life that are in close connection with each other. Merzhevsky I.P.
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It has long been established by both doctors and criminalists that alcoholism and crime are brother and sister. Baer K. M.
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Alcohol turns a person into a murderer and a thief. Colton Ch.
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Alcohol is a supplier of people for prisons. Bodrirallar A.
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A rare thief and murderer does his work sober. Tolstoy L.N.
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Nine-tenths of the total number of crimes that stain humanity are committed under the influence of wine. Tolstoy L.N.
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The crimes of all systems, and the wheezing of a bully, and the stains of life today can be measured only by how much beer and vodka you drink. Mayakovsky V.V.
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And the best wine loses all charm for us, we stop appreciating it if we swallow it at once, like water. Ludwig Andreas von Feuerbach
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The overwhelming number of young people are so alien to drunkenness that if they do not see alcoholic drinks, they will not feel their loss at all. Young men will learn from books that once in the past people went to a tavern, and this will seem to them as wild a custom as bullfighting and burning witches at the stake. London D.
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If abstaining from wine is a small sacrifice, make it for others; if it is a great sacrifice, make it for yourself.
May S.
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It would seem that for the life of people they need their mind most of all, and yet how many people are not afraid for their own pleasure to drown out this mind with tobacco, wine, vodka. Tolstoy L.N.
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It is hard to imagine what a happy change would take place in our lives if people stopped intoxicating themselves and poisoning themselves with vodka. Tolstoy L.N.
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Our mind and "our conscience in the most urgent way demand from us that we stop drinking wine and treat them. Tolstoy L.N.
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Humanity could achieve incredible success if it were more sober. Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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If it were not for watering life with vodka, then perhaps it would not give all that monstrous thistle, which, under the influence of vodka, blossoms into abundant and disgusting weeds. Lunacharsky A.V.
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I would not like to be like those whose day is spent in complaining of headaches, and at night in drinking the wine that causes this pain. Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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A person who has stopped drinking and smoking acquires that mental clarity and calmness of a look that illuminates for him all the phenomena of life from a new, true side. Tolstoy L.N.
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That it is very difficult to stop drinking wine and smoking is a false idea, a suggestion that should not be succumbed. Tolstoy L.N.
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Sadness can be removed by any means other than drunkenness. Johnson S.
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The evil known as alcoholism is of great national importance, because it can be definitely said that along with the development of alcoholism, both the physical and mental energy and the working capacity of the population decrease in the country, as a result of which the economic forces of the country are weakened and at the same time its morality is falling. which is reflected in the increase in the number of crimes. Bekhterev V. M.
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Let's pour! Let us bring down hops! Believe me, go to bed drunk rather than go to the grave sober! Ronsard P.
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Sobriety puts wood in the stove, meat in a pan, bread on the table, credit to the state, money to the head, contentment to the family.
Benjamin Franklin
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A lot can happen between a cup of wine and a mouth. Aristotle
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We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored by this, and not suppressed. Cicero
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Do not consider friends of the cup as friends, for they are friends of your cup, and not your friends. Kay Kavus
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For me, it's better to drink, Yes, understand the matter. Krylov I. A.
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But wine evokes and repels lust, evokes desire, but prevents satisfaction. Therefore, a good drink, one might say, does nothing but distort the soul with debauchery: it excites and weakens, kindles and extinguishes, annoys and deceives, raises, but does not allow to stand. Shakespeare W.
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Why do people drink? Because after drinking everything is filled with meaning, everything reaches a higher intensity. Conclusion: people drink out of helplessness or in protest. Camyu A.
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Alcoholism is a disease in which the bottle is taken as the highest achievement of human genius. ( Georgy Alexandrov)
Alcoholism is not a spectator sport. The whole family is involved in it. ( Joyce Rebeta-Burditt)
Alcoholism is the cause of many exciting adventures. ( Roman Voronezh)
ALCOHOLISM is the systematic theft of grace. ( Ravil Aleev)
Alcoholism is a product of barbarism - it has been holding humanity in a stranglehold since the time of gray-haired and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous tribute from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best color of the human race. ( Jack London)
Alcoholism does more havoc than the three historical scourges put together: famine, plague, and war. ( William Ewart Gladstone)
Alcoholism begins where fantasy ends. ( Alexander Nikolaevich Makhnev)
The alcoholic is a veteran of oblivion. ( Gennady Malkin)
An alcoholic is any person who drinks more than their doctor. ( "The Barach Principle")
Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity. ( Mikhail Zhvanetsky)
ALCOHOL - sizzling moisture; water werewolf. ( Ravil Aleev)
Alcohol is like salt. You can, of course, without it. But not tasty. ( M-f "Once upon a time there was a dog")
Alcohol is a very reliable remedy when you need to slow down your mind. ( Danilevsky Vasily Yakovlevich)
Alcohol causes much more grief than joy to all mankind, although it is used for the sake of joy. ( Ivan Petrovich Pavlov)
Alcohol is a MEDIATOR, RECONCILIATED PERSON WITH REALITY. ( Georgy Millyar)
ALCOHOL. That which usually unites a man and a woman, but separates a husband and wife. ( Konstantin Melikhan)
Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life. ( George Bernard Shaw)
Andrei, the house where I slept, what is the name? Sobering up? ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")
And if Mikhal Sergeyich had not declared war on drunkenness in his time, the people would still drink to his health. ( Stas Yankovsky)
Isn't it too early for a drink?
- What do you mean early? Tomorrow in Europe, and yesterday in China. ( GORDON Ruth)
"Do you want me to learn to drink, and maybe drink?" ( Dmitry Butkevich)
Ah, this is what I love. But only after hours and for a good snack. ( K-f "Moscow does not believe in tears")
Thanks to the phone, you can talk to a friend without offering him a drink. ( Fran Lebowitz)
Fighting drunkenness by restricting access to vodka is the same as fighting diarrhea by restricting access to the toilet. ( Stas Yankovsky)
I still see the bottle, but the glass is gone. ( David Samoilov)
The wine was consumed by the drunkard - and this wine took revenge on the drunkard. ( Leonardo da Vinci)
In wine, longing seeks relief, cowardice - courage, indecision - confidence, sadness - joy, but they find only death. ( Benjamin Johnson)
Cocktail Party: A place where you meet old friends you see for the first time in your life. ( Mac Benoff)
Wine is a symbol of joy and not the fault of wine in the fact that others drown both joy and sorrow in it. ( Ilya Shevelev)
Wine is a wonderful reagent: the whole person is revealed in it: whoever is a beast will become a perfect beast in wine, and whoever is a man will become an angel in wine. ( Vladimir Sergeevich Solovyov)
Wine destroys the bodily health of people, destroys the mental faculties, destroys the well-being of families and, worst of all, destroys the soul of people and their offspring. ( Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy)
Wine, if it is not drunk in moderation, makes both the imprudent and the wise man equally frivolous. ( Theognis)
Wine is forbidden, but there are four "buts":
It depends on who, with whom, when and in moderation, or drinks wine.
If these four conditions are met
All sane wine is allowed. ( Omar Khayyam)
Wine takes revenge on the drunkard. ( Leonardo da Vinci)
Wine disposes to tenderness and inflames. From the undiluted wine drunk in large quantities, worries flee, disappearing. Then laughter appears on the stage, then the poor man gathers his courage, then sadness, worries and wrinkles on the forehead pass away, then intentions become sincere - which is so rare in our age - wine destroys all artificiality. Here, beauties often captivated the hearts of young people, and love in wine turned out to be fire on fire. ( Publius Ovid Nason)
Wine is the most healthy and hygienic of drinks. ( Louis Pasteur)
Wine bestializes and bestializes a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, dulls him. ( Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky)
Wine communicates to everyone who drinks it four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud. ( Abu'l-Faraj)
Whiskey is the most popular of all remedies that do not cure colds. ( Jerry Weil)
Vodka is white, but paints the nose and blackens the reputation. ( Anton Pavlovich Chekhov)
Vodka helps us lead a normal life. After all, those thirty liters of beer a year that we consume is clearly not enough. ( Gennady Kulik, agrarian)
Vodka is the most proven remedy that turns dreams into illusions, and illusions into virtual reality. ( Stas Yankovsky)
Vodka is such a thing ... it seems that you fall asleep satisfied, but you wake up, and something is missing. ( Stas Yankovsky)
Vodka should be drunk only in two cases: when there is a snack and when it is not. ( Leopold Staff)
In intoxication, everyone is a slave of anger and a fugitive of the mind. ( Sophocles)
Only 150 conversations... A pure formality. ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")
The trouble with him is that when he's not drunk, he's sober. ( William Yeats)
Every drunken skipper trusts in providence. But providence sometimes sends ships of drunken skippers to the rocks. ( George Bernard Shaw)
There is no excuse for people that a drunk person becomes worse than the dirtiest cattle. ( Konstantin Georgievich Paustovsky)
Let's have a drink, we'll make psychophysical contact. ( K-f "Womanizer")
Where hops take possession of the soul, all hidden evil comes out. ( Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger))
They say Christ turned water into wine. Modern experiments with vodka give much better results. ( Henryk Jagodzinsky)
The Lord preserves children, fools and drunkards. ( "French proverb")
State grubs unify a person, but state vodka reveals many of his individual traits. ( Stanislav Jerzy Lec)
Yes, by virtue of such a great, terrible, wild necessity, of course, I can drink, but I am not a drinker. ( Alexander Lukashenko)
For some, life begins after forty, for others - after a hundred grams. ( Leonard Drzewiecki)
For Russia, cataclysms measured in TNT equivalent are not so terrible as in ethyl equivalent. ( Stas Yankovsky)
If drinking is harmful, the harm comes not from the use of a bad thing, but from the bad use of a good thing. ( Abraham Lincoln)
There are wines in which there is not even truth. ( Valentin Domil)
One more drink and I'll be under the master. ( Dorothy Parker)
Alcohol complaints? But did the citizens get to know the taste of nectar? ( Stanislav Jerzy Lec)
It's funny how most men take pride in two things that any man can do exactly the same: get drunk and beget sons. ( Gertrude Stein)
Note to you. Something shakes you between alcoholics and women. You decide somehow. Either here or there. ( Vladimir Rushailo)
Both teetotalers and ulcers drink at someone else's expense. ( K-f "Diamond Hand")
A significant part of my life was spent with Russians. First I learned how to cook their dishes, and then I tried vodka, one of the healthiest alcoholic drinks. ( Marlene Dietrich)
The ideal degree of intoxication is when you are already singing, but not yet falling. ( Johnsen Koikoliner)
A person will get rid of drunkenness not when he is deprived of the opportunity to drink, but when he does not drink, even if there is wine in front of him. ( Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy)
Of all the vices, drunkenness is more incompatible with the greatness of the spirit than others. ( Walter Scott)
Sour grapes do not make sweet wine. ( Thomas Fuller)
From thinking about drinking, you can get moonshine if you drive them all the time. ( Valentin Domil)
And when only mine has time, - the hare complained: - today he left the house - he was like a cucumber, five minutes later he returned - already oblique! ( Mikhail Genin)
An interesting product - vodka! You pour it into the stomach, and the eyes fill up, and the brains dissolve. ( Stas Yankovsky)
Everyone should have some bad habits so that there is something to give up if health deteriorates. ( Franklin P. Jones)
Every drunkard certainly strives for philosophizing, but this does not mean at all that the main occupation of drunkards is philosophy. ( Boris Andreev)
How often the angle of fall of some people is measured in degrees drunk. ( Boris Krutier)
If not for drunkenness, then forever
Man would not know slavery! ( Sebastian Brant)
When we were hunting in Africa, we lost our corkscrew and lived on water and food for several days. ( William Claude Fields)
When a person tries to drown his grief in wine, it often ends up drowning the grief in the guilt of the person himself. ( Toyshibekov Baurzhan)
The horses are drunk, the boys are harnessed. ( Film "Wedding in Malinovka")
Red wine is a drink for boys, port wine is for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. ( Samuel Johnson)
The strength of the spirit depends on the strength of the drink the day before. ( Evgeny Kashcheev)
All around war, death, stupidity - and we are drinking here. ( M-f "Masyanya")
Whoever drinks, he has embarked on the path of debauchery. ( D. Chaucer)
Who does not drink with us, he makes us drunk. ( Arkady Davidovich)
Whoever wants to drink will drink. ( Venedikt Erofeev)
Drinkers quickly become professionals. ( Boris Krutier)
Love moves the world, yes, but whiskey spins it twice as fast. ( Compton Mackenzie)
People deprived of the herd mentality drink alone. ( Valentin Domil)
Many idiots and imbeciles are born from parents who indulged in drunkenness. ( Francis Bacon)
Drinking a lot and not being drunk is also characteristic of a mule. ( Aristippus)
You can refuse the first glass, but not the second. ( Ludwig Berne)
My organism transfers vodka only three meters. ( Johnsen Koikoliner)
For some reason, mad cow milk always hits the head. ( Themidius Aquamarinin)
We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health. ( D.K. Jerome)
We are not guinea pigs and it does not suit us to become a pig. With this in mind, let's stop experimenting with infusing any kind of poison into ourselves. ( Georgy Alexandrov)
Vodka is stronger at the bottom of the glass. ( Yuzef Bulatovich)
I need to drink less... K-f "Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath")
It should be noted familiarity. ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")
I should have been in his place...
- Get drunk - you will! ( K-f "Diamond Hand")
On the basis of drunkenness, only the liver grows well. ( Vladimir Semenov)
They started with the fact that they figured out one for three, and ended up with the fact that none of the three did. ( Stas Yankovsky)
Do not be afraid: this is not yet delirium tremens. ( K-f "Twelve chairs")
You can't say that I'm a big drinker. I can go for hours without alcohol. ( Noel Coward)
There is no better way to create idiots than drinking alcohol for a long time. ( Emil Kraepelin)
No, that's not possible. The toaster drinks to the bottom. ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")
No, I don't drink...
- Do I drink? What is there to drink? K-f "Prisoner of the Caucasus")
Immoderate intoxication with oneself often ends in hard drinking. ( Boris Krutier)
No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it. Plato)
Never drink on an empty wallet. ( Leonard Louis Levinson)
Never drink this muck... Get used to it - and your life will not be worth a broken cent. ( Film "The Man from the Boulevard des Capucines")
Nothing can affect the people's love for classical music. As they drank to Chopin and Mendelssohn, so they drink. ( Valentin Domil)
Negro's nose, red from drunkenness. ( Nikita Bogoslovsky)
Well, well, you can have one glass for yourself. ( K-f "Moscow does not believe in tears")
The abundance of drunk wine leads to talkativeness. ( Menander)
Some eat to live, others live to drink. ( Janusz Bialecki)
He stopped drinking more than he drank. ( Arkady Davidovich)
He was drunk, but there was some kind of cunning in this too ... ( Sergey Dovlatov)
Optimist: A person who claims the bottle is half full when in fact it is half empty. ( Leonard Louis Levinson)
Intoxication is voluntary madness. ( Aristotle)
Intoxication with victory sometimes turns into alcoholism. ( Stanislav Jerzy Lec)
Beauty dies from wine, youth is reduced by wine. ( Quintus Horace Flaccus)
Petruha!
- I don't d-drink...
- Right. I, too - I’ll finish it right now - and ... I’ll quit ... Drink! ( Film "White Sun of the Desert")
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys are just better than others. ( William Faulkner)
Against wine, do not show yourself brave, for many have been killed by wine. Sirach)
A drunk man also cannot walk firmly, like a child. But no one wants to compare him with a child. They say it's like a pig. ( V. Shukshin)
Break up?
- Smash.
- Half liter?
- Half liter!
- Shattered?
- Well, of course, to smithereens!
- Yes, I love you! .. ( K-f "Operation" Y "or other adventures of Shurik")
Is Russian chocolate worse than imported? What about beer? I'm not talking about vodka. ( Boris Yeltsin)
Having dispersed the melancholy, it is difficult to stop the fun. ( Valentin Domil)
The biggest feeling of freedom comes from alcohol addiction. ( Valentin Domil)
The most effective way to not abuse alcohol is not to drink it. ( Toyshibekov Baurzhan)
A social debut is when a young girl is first seen drunk. ( Francis Scott Fitzgerald)
Semyonov - will you drink vodka?
- Vodka?! Vodka ... I will. ( K-f "Peculiarities of national hunting")
The world looks completely different through a full bottle than through an empty one. ( Tadeusz Dolenga-Mostovich)
First you demand a drink, then the drink demands a drink, then the drink demands you. ( Sinclair Lewis)
Alcohol also preserves the soul and mind of a drunkard, as it preserves anatomical preparations. Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy)
Among other sins, drunkenness seems to me a particularly rude and vile vice. ( Michel Montaigne)
You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors. ( Francois Rabelais)
Prohibition is thirsty. ( Arkady Davidovich)
Those are more reckless than cattle, who quench their thirst not with water, but with wine. ( Diogenes of Sinop)
Only on a hangover head can a strong wind be called fresh, and icy water - scalding. ( Stas Yankovsky)
You drink wine to get drunk, and I drink it to drive away the hops of another wine. Gibran)
Who has howl? who has a moan? who has a fight? who has grief? who has wounds for no reason? who has purple eyes? Those who sit for a long time over wine.
... And you will say: “They beat me, it didn’t hurt me; they pushed me, I didn’t feel it. When I wake up, I will look for the same thing again.” King Solomon - Proverbs)
Ultimatums don't work on alcoholics. ( Jen King)
A good booze is when they don't remember anything, but there is something to remember; bad - when everything is remembered, but there is nothing to remember. ( Arkady Davidovich)
What does it mean - "got drunk"? Potocki objected. - Yes, I drank. Yes, I am somewhat liberated. ( Sergey Dovlatov)
"Is this vodka? - Pardon me, queen, would I allow myself to pour vodka for a lady? This is pure alcohol!" ( K-f "Master and Margarita")
I'm not a mountain ash to insist on cognac. Pour what's left. ( Mikhail Mamchich)
I drink no more than one hundred grams, but after drinking one hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot. ( Emil Krotky)
Alcohol does not cheer up, but only emphasizes it, so you should drink it only when you are cheerful and happy.
You can drink in different ways: until it becomes good, as smart people do, and until it becomes bad, which is the lot of fools.
Only two categories of people do not drink alcohol at all: sick and secretive.
It seems that female hormones are in all alcohol, not just beer. So that I don’t drink, until the morning I can’t drive and think logically.
Throwing away the lid after opening the alcohol, you burn all the bridges.
Future generations suffer from the alcohol we drink.
I always get upset when I miss something, unless of course it's a couple of shots.
Alcohol gives rise to strange metamorphoses in me. Yesterday I was nothing, but today I'm somehow not like that.
Toasts should be pronounced in the following order: to health, to pleasure, to insolence and to madness. Only in this order will they reliably reflect the essence of what is happening.
There are only two reasons to drink: the presence of a snack and its absence.
Alcohol is the ticket to the land of the crazy.
Read the continuation of the famous aphorisms and quotes on the pages:
The ability to drink is one of the last joys that remain after the fleeting years have stolen everything else from us.
Vodka is like a Russian nesting doll: I opened one, and then a second, a third went.
Non-alcoholic beer is the first step towards a rubber woman.
Real England begins only after you step over the threshold of the nearest pub.
The asphalt rose and hit him in the face. I had to sleep standing up...
Yes, alcohol kills brain cells. But only the weakest.
Friendship is the wine of existence, love is a good glass of vodka
Another 50 grams of investment - and I'm real estate ...
Body: I want a martini.
The momentary urge to speak was gone… It’s better for me to finish my glass silently…
After three glasses of cognac, the Frenchman switches to mineral water, and the Russian - to “you”.
Control yourself if your legs don't hold you!
To live long, get yourself an old wine and an old friend.
It is difficult to convince friends of this.
Alcoholism is the cause of many exciting adventures.
Folk wisdom: “If a hangover is not treated, it goes away in one day. If treated - for ten.
Alcoholism does more havoc than the three historical scourges put together: famine, plague, and war.
When drunk with wine, do not embark on the holy work of procreation. Anthony de Mello
All the necessary notes have long been played. Cooled down, the wine in the glass went out. Pythagoras
When a woman's tongue begins to stutter,
Drunkenness is the mother of all vices.
Alcohol increases sexual desire, sometimes you drink, you lie on the floor - and so you don’t want to get up ...
The drunkard sometimes makes more amusing jokes than the witty ones.
An alcoholic is a person who is ruined by drinking and not drinking.
In order not to become a drunkard, it is enough to have before your eyes a drunkard in all his ugliness.
Now, if they opened a bar called “Service”, I would call my wife with a clear conscience and say that I was detained at the service.
They say that alcohol does not solve problems, you might think that water and milk solve them))))
Everyone would become doubly wiser if there was a drop of wisdom in wine.
In Russia, since ancient times, a sip of freedom was replaced by a glass of vodka.
And the vodka is such that I want to live, And meet a man, And, touching the elbow, Say: Curly, let's be friends! Stas Yankovsky
Man is only an intermediate link necessary for nature to create the crown of creation: a glass of cognac with a slice of lemon.
Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity. Anton Chekhov
The weather is such that you want to breathe.
A new dress acts on a woman like four shots of vodka on a man.
Vodka is our enemy - when the enemy does not surrender - they destroy him - then he surrenders in the form of empty bottles.
Be carefull! The wrong hangover can lead to binge drinking!
The attraction to drink, unlike the attraction to a woman, eventually becomes a chronic condition.
Damn, what a sad moment ... here's how not to ask where the glass is ... Ekaterina Gorbovskaya
Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life
Alcohol is just a temporary solution to problems, which is why you should not stop drinking.
I said “NO!” to vodka, but she doesn’t want to listen.
When drinking, we feel like a person. In the morning - the body.
We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health.
A hangover for a person has been and remains the topic of the most dramatic experiences, and its treatment is the subject of the most thorough study. Sometimes it seems that the mouth is full of burnt butterflies, it feels like it spent the whole night on the eyeballs ...
Alcohol helps not only to understand what is good and what is bad, but also to feel.
You never know you've had an extra drink until you've had it.
Heart: I protest, I want love!
If a person does not drink or smoke, there is a suspicion, but is he a bastard?
An intelligent response to an offer to drink: - More definitely yes than hardly no.
Alcoholism is when you don't want to drink, but you have to.
Wine communicates to everyone who drinks it four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud.
Wine is the healthiest and most hygienic drink
Alcohol is only a robber and killer at the end of the story, in the middle of it - it's just a habit, and at the very beginning - just a stress reliever.
You can drink, you can not drink - neither one nor the other radically helps.
Drinking is like sex - you can do it alone, two people are better, groups are the most attractive.
An alcoholic is a person who knows exactly what he wants.
If the body could determine exactly the proportion and amount of whiskey to be drunk daily and follow it exactly, I swear it would be possible to live forever without dying.
Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of alcohol
Constant drunkenness is harmful, it spoils the nature of the liver and brain; weakens the nerves, causes nerve disease, sudden death.
I got more out of the booze than the booze out of me
Alcohol causes a short-term expansion of blood vessels and a circle of friends.
You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors.
A real Russian man will find a way out of any hard drinking.
the man's hands begin to unravel by themselves))))
Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.
Let's drink to alcohol - the source and solution of all our problems.
Drinking? Thank you Bukowski for this!
Alcohol is just a descent to a lower level of the game. Time does not come out to play on the current one.
Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantities.
Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life.
Women like men who order Scotch whisky. This is an impressive choice. It's classic and it's sexy. Glass, smell and no fruit juice. This is whiskey. And you - who ordered it.
One glass is enough, but two is not enough ...
Brain: protest rejected, I want a martini too.
I drink no more than a hundred grams, but after drinking a hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot.
You understand that something is wrong with your life when your declaration of love is answered by the question: “Have you been drinking?”
Of all my peers, I am most impressed with communication with cognac.
Everyone says that alcohol destroys families, but no one talks about how many families it has created.
Life is good if the cognac we drink is older than the men we sleep with...
Don't put intoxicating treats to the fool,
To protect yourself from feelings of disgust:
Drunk, screaming he won't let you sleep,
And in the morning you will get bored, asking for forgiveness. Vladimir Semenovich Vysotsky
No wonder I drink wine at the end of the day,
His deaf power is deserved;
Wine takes me deep into me
Where I can't get sober.Mikhail Zhvanetsky
And what, be sure to get drunk like a pig? You can just sit and talk heart to heart.
- I'm not a prosecutor to talk heart to heart with you.
The ability to sell goods well is also an art.
Came here with the guys just for dinner. Well, as usual, we decided to take a hundred. I go to the bartender
- Three for a hundred! - and I'm throwing money away. The bartender silently places three glasses and an unopened bottle of vodka on the bar.
- I asked three for a hundred!
I don’t drink anymore ... Finally!
- What is it?
- I returned from work on Friday, tired as a dog. I decided to stay at home, dived under the covers and drank a whole bottle of cognac.
- So what?
- I was then seen in three restaurants in that blanket ...
- Stop drinking!
- I do not drink. I disinfect spiritual wounds ...
Early morning. There is a line at the winery, a cat is walking along the line. A man from the queue kicks the cat, the cat flies off to the side ...
Confused queue:
- ???
Man:
- People are sick in the morning, not drunk, and she BOOM, BOOM ... BOOM, BOOM with her hooves ...
What will spirituality give me? - asked the alcoholic.
- Non-alcoholic intoxication, - sounded in response. Igor Guberman
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In alcohol, you need to know when to stop ... Well, I drank one, drank another, .. well, a liter, well, two ... But why get drunk? ..
Army folklore.
Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
A new dress acts on a woman like four shots of vodka on a man.
Yanina Ipohorskaya
Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of alcohol.
Norman Frederick Simpson.
Drunk: A person who is heading towards you from several directions at the same time.
Feasts are for pleasure, and wine makes life merry.
Ecclesiastes 10, 19.
It's funny how most men take pride in two things that any man can do exactly the same: get drunk and beget sons.
Gertrude Stein.
Hangover Cure: Squeeze the juice from two bottles of whiskey.
Eddie Condon.
Our relationships with women are great if they are. Women who don't add up, we leave.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
A smart man drinks until he feels good, and a fool drinks until he feels bad.
Konstantin Melikhan.
Every drunken skipper trusts in providence. But providence sometimes sends ships of drunken skippers to the rocks.
George Bernard Shaw.
Vodka drinks people to the bottom.
Richard Motas.
A drunk man still cannot convince a sober one, just as a sober person cannot persuade a drunk.
Epictetus.
There are no alcoholics anonymous.
The Lord preserves children, fools and drunkards.
French saying.
If you stop drinking, smoking and eating fatty foods, you will live longer, but you will most likely die alone.
I know how to control myself and before breakfast I will never take anything stronger in my mouth than gin.
William Claude Fields.
Don't drink your last glass - it's what's ruining you.
One glass is just right, two is too much, three is not enough.
The attraction to drink, unlike the attraction to a woman, eventually becomes a chronic condition.
Horatius Safrin.
You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors.
Francois Rabel.
Do not miss an opportunity to do good - if it does not threaten you with great harm. Never miss an opportunity to drink - under any circumstances.
Mark Twain.
One bottle cannot be drunk twice, as Heraclitus rightly noted. But two bottles cannot be drunk twice.
David Samoilov.
I don't trust camels or anyone who can go a whole week without drinking.
Joe Lewis.
Labor is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde.
Man does not live by bread alone. You need something to drink.
The corkscrew feeds the hopes of corked bottles.
Anthony Regulsky.
Moderate sobriety never hurt anyone.
Mark Twain, edited by John Ciardi.
I drink no more than a sponge.
Francois Rabel.
Who has howl? Who has a moan? Who has quarrels? Who is in grief? Who has wounds for no reason? Who has purple eyes? Those who sit for a long time over wine.
Optimist: A person who claims the bottle is half full when in fact it is half empty.
Leonard Louis Levinson.
Never drink on an empty wallet.
Leonard Louis Levinson.
The jokes are over - the stairs begin.
Boleslav Veniava-Dlugoshevsky, leaving the restaurant drunk.
I got more out of the booze than the booze out of me.
Winston Churchill.
Vodka is stronger at the bottom of the glass.
Joseph Bulatovich.
Love moves the world, yes, but whiskey spins it twice as fast.
Compton Mackenzie.
When we were hunting in Africa, we lost our corkscrew and lived on water and food for several days.
William Claude Fields.
Do not look at the world too soberly, otherwise you will get drunk.
Wieslaw Brudzinsky.
Vodka should be drunk only in two cases: when there is a snack and when it is not.
Leopold Staff.
Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life.
George Bernard Shaw.
The drunkard is the true center of the world; everything revolves around him.
Emile Ogier.
The world looks completely different through a full bottle than through an empty one.
Tadeusz Dolenga-Mostowicz.
Some eat to live, others live to drink.
Janusz Byalecki.
Alcoholic: A person who drinks four times a year for three months each time.
I have certainly seen more men who were ruined by the desire to have a wife and children and keep them comfortable than men who were ruined by drunkenness and whores.
William Yeats
Thanks to the phone, you can talk to a friend without offering him a drink.
Fran Lebowitz.
Drink less, but more often.
Ginryary.
Alcoholism is not a spectator sport. The whole family is involved in it.
Joyce Rebeta-Burditt.
You are not really drunk yet if you can lie without holding on to the floor.
Dean Martin.
There are alcoholics who managed to drink up to the stage of training white mice.
Urshula Zybura.
You can't say that I'm a big drinker. I can go for hours without alcohol.
Noel Coward.
People will wean themselves from vodka as soon as they get an equally harmful drug for the same price.
An alcoholic is any person who drinks more than their doctor.
"The Barach Principle."
I drink to make other people more interesting.
George Jean Nathan.
Cocktail Party: A gathering where people mix cocktails and cocktails make people mix.
If drinking interferes with your work, quit your job.
The trouble with him is that when he's not drunk, he's sober.
William Yeats.
An alcoholic is a person who is ruined by drinking and not drinking.
One more drink and I'll be under the master.
Dorothy Parker.
I was in love with a blonde woman, and she addicted me to alcohol. And I never thanked her.
William Claude Fields.
And you say: “They beat me, it didn’t hurt me; pushed me, I did not feel. When I wake up, I will look for the same again.
King Solomon - Proverbs, 23, 29-30; 23, 35.
Cocktail Party: A place to meet people who drink so much you can't remember their names.
Cosmo Sardo.
I drink no more than a hundred grams, but after drinking a hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot.
Emil Krotky.
Vodka destroys the people, but it will not do anything to one person.
Julian Tuwim, with reference to a Warsaw cab driver.
To get drunk to disgrace, I now have one glass. I just can't remember, thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns.
And drinkers live up to 120 years. But is this life?
Danil Rudy.
You can refuse the first glass, but not the second.
Ludwig Berne.
Better dry law than no booze at all.
Will Rogers.
Wine is the most healthy and hygienic of drinks.
Louis Pasteur.
Cocktail Party: A place where you meet old friends you see for the first time in your life.
Mac Benoff.
Alcohol complaints? But did the citizens get to know the taste of nectar.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec.
First you demand a drink, then the drink demands a drink, then the drink demands you.
Sinclair Lewis.
Whiskey is the most popular of all remedies that do not cure colds.
Jerry Weil.
Finding a corkscrew on the lawn is much more luck than finding a four-pointed clover leaf. But how many have succeeded?
I'd love to invite you in for a drink, but I'm afraid you'll agree.
From the American film "Woman at the Seaside."
I hate those who remember what happened at the feast.
Lucian of Samosata.
State grubs unify a person, but state vodka reveals many of his individual traits.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec.
For some, life begins after forty, for others - after a hundred grams.
Leonard Drzewiecki.
When parents drink, children clink glasses.
The slogan of the French Anti-Alcohol League.
Perhaps the cheapest way to cure a man of drinking is to give him a car.
Ryszard Podlevsky.
Everyone should have some bad habits so that there is something to give up if health deteriorates.
Franklin P. Jones.
You never know you've had an extra drink until you've drunk it.
George Courteline.
They say Christ turned water into wine. Modern experiments with vodka give much better results.
Henryk Jagodzinsky.
I drink to forget that I drink.
Joe Lewis.
Red wine is a drink for boys, port wine is for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
Samuel Johnson.
You should drink only in two cases: when you need to quench your thirst and when you need to prevent thirst.
Thomas Love Peacock.
She only liked non-drinkers, and only drunk people liked her.
Konstantin Melikhan.
Nothing is given to us so cheaply and is not valued so dearly as an oath: "I'm done!"
I. Doronin.
